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First sight Oct 1, 2025 UTC
Last successful check Jul 7, 2026 UTC
Noxious No
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Software Mastodon 4.7.0-nightly.2026-07-06+glitch
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Short description
An online cafe specializing in high quality facts along with a generous helping of sarcasm. Hack the planet. We brake for nobody.
Long description
An online cafe specializing in high quality facts along with a generous helping of sarcasm. Hack the planet. We brake for nobody.
Instance rules
- No excessive violence and/or hate.
- No fascist and/or authoritarian propaganda and/or disinformation.
- No sexual abuse material including child sexual abuse material (CSAM).
- No harassment and/or creating a hostile and/or toxic social environment.
- No evading bans and blocks.
- Intentional disruption of service functions.
- Content must be legal in the United States of America.
- We reserve the right to terminate service at any time for any reason.
- No commercial artificial intelligence (AI) / large language model (LLM) usage.
- No more rules, please.
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Date of creation Sep 29, 2025 UTC
Display name Arazil
Bio
The prognosticator and explorer with interests in the performing arts, sensuality, meteorology, and infrastructure design. Recovering journalist. Proprietress of Cafe ElvenStar and Showrunner of Lost Frontiers. Occasional Gamer(tm). We brake for nobody.
#nobot
Statistics
Last 12 weeks activity (totals: 137 statuses, 12 logins, 0 registrations)
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Last checks (green: OK; red: KO)
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Succesful checks: 278/279 (99.64%)